The menu
Every price we charge, on one page. The same for everyone. VAT included. Nothing added at the chair.
These are the recommended prices and they are not signed off yet TBC
GMC-registered doctors
Same price for every man
Nothing to pay to book
Things we do not charge for.
- A consultation. It is included. There is no separate fee and no separate appointment.
- A deposit. Nothing to pay to book, and we do not hold your card.
- Being a man. No surcharge. See the price list.
- Extra units. We price by treatment, not by unit, so nobody is doing sums at your face while you sit there.
- Your review. Two weeks after, free, always.
Become a Regular.
£44 a month TBC
It builds up as credit you can spend on anything on the menu, it does not expire, and it takes 10% off everything else you book.
Regulars opens once the terms are signed off. Join the list and you will hear first.
- £44 of credit every month It stacks up and you spend it on anything on the menu. It does not expire.
- 10% off everything else you book On top of the credit.
- Priority slots Evenings and Saturdays go to Regulars first.
- Free reviews, always Which you get anyway, but now you have it in writing.
How paying works
You pay in clinic, after your consultation, once you have decided to go ahead. Card, Apple Pay and Google Pay all work at the chair. TBC
If you decide not to go ahead, you pay nothing and nobody makes it weird.
There is no deposit to book and we do not hold your card. Booking takes about a minute.
Price questions
Why are you not the cheapest?
Because we are not trying to be. There are chains that will do an area for £129. We are a men-only clinic run by doctors, with one published price for everyone and a two-week review built in. If price is the only thing that matters to you, you will find cheaper. We would rather be worth it than be cheap.
Do you charge per unit?
No. You are quoted a treatment price and that is what you pay, whatever dose you turn out to need.
Is VAT included?
Yes. Every price on the site is what you pay.
What if I only need half a syringe?
Then we use half and you pay the price on the list for what you agreed. If a doctor thinks you need less than you came in for, he will tell you, and you will pay less.